iSixSigma Discussion Forum Humor

Here's a gem of a post buried in an old thread I've been following that saw some activity today. Thanks for the laughs Linus.

Re: Six Sigma Companies by Linus Barrymore

Three one-sigma companies board a train in Cleveland traveling southwest at 92 mph. At the same time, six two-sigma companies board another train in Cincinnati traveling northeast on the same track at 34 mph. Where will the two trains collide and what will be the result?

A. Detroit, one 15-sigma company

B. Columbus, one 9-sigma company

C. Columbus, 9 1.25-sigma companies

D. Delaware, one corporation having multiple divisions each performing barely over budget

E. Columbus, 9 original companies and one less railroad